Look at this nonsense from my yearly physical!
My physical report still says I have Class I Obesity! I mean, sure, my obesity is First Class (ONLY THE BEST OBESITY FOR MOI) but still.
According to their own page it says the lowest BMI for First Class Obesity is 32. I’ve read other things that say the low is 30.
I am 29.79 BMI IN MY SHOES and evidently they have rounded up so I hit 30.
This is an outrage.
Also look at all those other numbers. Especially the oxygen. I am full of oxygen. Perhaps that’s why they looked at me and said “Still fat.”
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… I thought that, with the GLP-1 stuff, you would have weighed more last year??? I can see why they’d give you a “you’re getting close to obesity” warning if your weight was *increasing* and you were within 5 pounds or whatever, but: NOPE. If you have to round the numbers to fit the category and you’re already moving *away* from the category, Leave The Patient Alone on that. Harrumph.
(that said, “only the best obesity for moi” made me laugh!)
KC – Oooh, I just checked. I was right over the line into Second Class a year ago.
I am completely going to say “My obesity is First Class” next time I am at the doctor’s office and they weigh me with my shoes on. Not that being weighed without my shoes would make much difference.
CHM – Clothes – jeans and shoes – bumped me up four pounds. The nurse has said in the past that I can take off my shoes, but again, I don’t want to be vain.