You don’t want to trudge through 5,000 plus posts. These posts will prove all the theses of this blog.
Thesis 1: I Must Love My Husband a Lot to Stay With Him
He Shows His Love With Flaming Buckets Of Porn
He Is Brave In the Face of Death Whether From Comforters or Caffeine
He Watches His Weight With the Gulag Diet, Raw Food Diet and the Anti-Flour Diet
He Looks Hot With Dog Vomit, Wee Bananas, and Presidential Hotel Suites
He Can Be A Little Annoying But I Have Ways to Deal With Him
Thesis 2: My Friends Love Me a Lot
I Have Eight (actually, 8.75) Girlfriends and One Manbitch
We Bond Over Girls Night Outs: Girl’s Sabbath Out, the Mormon Inquisition, the Conservabration, the Epic GNO , and the Pebble People Hour.
At Times They Are Heartless Cows At Happy Hour, and At Times They Are Heartless Cows At Dinner (and then sometimes they aren’t heartless at all and leave me cake and wine while my Mom dies)
This Is Why I Even Love Then When They Are Disgusting
Thesis 3: I Am a Moron.
I Don’t Know How To Behave When I Meet Steve The Hairstylist and later I Accuse Him of Masturbating in the Shower
I Train My Dog to Ridicule My Sex Skills
I Throw Away Valuable Office Hardware
Still, I Know How to Kill Mice and I Planned Well In Advance for Global Warming
Thesis 4: I Am Old and My Body Is Decaying
I Have a Very Active Friend I Like to Call Colin
I Have a Number of Little NSFW Friends (And One Overly Large NSFW Friend) I Like To Call My NSFW Collection
I Look Really Bad. Really Really Bad.
My Vagina is a Garden Full of Varicose Veins and Labial Cysts
Alternatively, I Have the Right Hand Of Dorian Gray
Thesis 5: It Tends to Get a Little Goofy at the Holidays
Thanksgiving Part One
Thanksgiving Part Two
Thanksgiving Part Three
Thanksgiving Part Four
Thanksgiving Part Five
Thesis 6: I Follow a Story
The Insanity Saga:
The Prologue
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
The Estate Saga:
Uncle Dies
Gary Comforts Aunt
Aunt Dies
Will Is Contested
Relatives Unearth
Estate Is Settled
The Car Saga:
Gary Considers A Fit
Gary Cannot Decide
The Car Hunt Commences
The Penultimate Car Post
The Car Color Issue
All Things Fit
Creepy New Guy Saga: