Yesterday afternoon I went from “Can I wear a purple faux-fur lined cape to the symphony?” to “I want the purple one AND the black one because where else am I going to wear a cape?”
I stopped myself at eighteen button gloves.
Before you judge me, remember Amazon’s generous return policy. And that Friend Anne and I will be not just a box but a center box, I believe, where the whole orchestra will see us in the distance behind the conductor.





