The Cologuard people heard me complaining …

… and it would seem they did not appreciate it. My result came back positive.

The numbers for a positive result break down favorably: 4% cancer, 45% just-kidding-it’s-not-cancer, and the rest polyps of varying concern.

But seriously, a week after I said that I might rather get a colonoscopy, I’m now getting a colonoscopy. Just a little suspicious.


2 responses to “The Cologuard people heard me complaining …”

  1. Uuuuuugh sorry. Now you can Compare The Experiences while the Cologuard is still fresh in your mind, though, I guess?

  2. KC – I’ve done both: neither is ideal. Gary just went through the fluid prep experience and you would think he was going to die.

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