TWIL: Popcorn ceilings


This week I learned that helium balloons and popcorn ceilings do not mix.

I didn’t learn it by experience, happily, but, as I understand it, you will watch happy children’s faces fall as the balloons rise up to their imminent destruction on the sharp texture.


4 responses to “TWIL: Popcorn ceilings”

  1. If the popcorn ceilings have collected enough coats of paint in their lifespan, they are sometimes blunted enough for this to not be a problem, but otherwise… yes.

  2. I’ve heard it’s easier with a professional paint sprayer? But I don’t know *how* the popcorn ceilings in question got a blunting coating of paint, just *that* they did…
    (but also: fair!!!)

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