It Made Sense at the Time


I had a toothache (technically a gum-ache) and I could not find our OraJel or Anbesol. No tooth pain goo anywhere.

But I did find this:

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We use Neosporin anti-bacterial gel all the time, especially because it has a little pain-relief additive in there.

So it was quite sensible to apply it to my upper and lower gum. It was effective and I was so pleased with myself I told Gary the next day.

“POISON’ he screamed.

“Oh don’t be so dramatic. It’s not POISON.”

He waved the tube in my face.

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Oh, damn. It IS poison.

I explained I couldn’t find the other tooth goos, and Gary opened the drawer I had upended already, and plucked out both tooth goos.

So I won’t be doing that again.


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