Responds How?


So I saw this commercial for a “smart bed” that responds to snoring.

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At first I thought, so how does the bed respond to the snoring? Does it rattle you awake? Toss you off the side? Then I saw the head tilt graphic. So if someone snores because he has, let us say, sleep apnea, it will raise his head so that his airway isn’t as obstructed? Wouldn’t that wake him up?

I’d mention it to Gary, but he snores so consistently that the thing would keep elevating until he was folded in half like a toddler’s PB&J.


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