Excellent Start to Halloween


I woke up early while Gary was brushing his teeth.

I crept into his room, got in to bed, and covered myself entirely with the coverlet.

He called out, “Morning, Ellen.”

I waited a beat and whipped off the coverlet.

I finally got revenge for all this nonsense.


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