Happy New Year’s Eve


New Year’s Eve, or as I call it, the Last Day of Carbs 2019.

Over the past nine days I have eaten waffles, fries, waffle fries, biscuits and gravy, chips, cookies, pie, garlic bread, a baked potato, and grilled cheese.

I haven’t had any donuts, though.

I feel awful. None of it has been even a bit satisfying.

I’m still going out to get donuts right now.


2 responses to “Happy New Year’s Eve”

  1. Garlic bread wasn’t even a bit satisfying???!!!
    That said, the donuts might do the trick. But if not, may you remember long and well that apparently, for your body, carbs just hurt and you don’t even enjoy them…

  2. KC – Well, I enjoy them but they aren’t satisfying and they certainly feel bad the next day. I think I’ll remember that until this time next year. This might be a tradition.

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