Gary’s Contribution to the Christmas Tree


Gary commemorated the purchase of the second Toto toilet with his contribution to the Christmas tree.

Marriage is compromise.


2 responses to “Gary’s Contribution to the Christmas Tree”

  1. Yes. Yes it is. Sometimes more so than others. (is there a back of the tree? I know it is more 2D than a usual tree and also not up against a wall, but surely there’s *some* way to give Santa a *little* more privacy, yes?)

  2. KC -Oh, I don’t mind it too much. There are at least 100 other ornaments on this tree, no one will notice Santa.

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