Whole Foods


This happened yesterday.

I got in the car and pulled out the phone, because I wanted Siri to give me directions to the nearest Whole Foods, because they have the toddler-aged cheeses that I like — but I didn’t tell Siri that, I just said:

“Hey Siri, give me directions to Whole Foods.”

“Getting directions to Panera Bread,” she answered.

“Saint Louis Bread Company,” I mentally corrected her.

Then I said, much more distinctly. “Hey. Siri. Get. Me. Directions. To. Whole. Foods.”

“Getting directions to Panera Bread,” she answered, again. I looked at the screen and saw a map of how to get to a Panera.

I would have tried a third time, but I was at a stoplight, and I decided to go to the park instead.

She won’t do it now, of course. I was within two miles of a Panera at the time.

I have two theories:

  1. Amazon is associated with Whole Foods now: Amazon Alexa is Siri’s greatest competitor: ergo, Siri is sabotaging attempts to get to Whole Foods.
  2. Where do you get bagels? Panera, aka Saint Louis Bread Company. And what do bagels have? Holes. They are hole foods.

4 responses to “Whole Foods”

  1. There’s gotta be a record of Siri requests along with GPS coordinates and what Siri said, but I don’t know if it’s consumer-accessible…

  2. KC – Amazon Alexa keeps track of what I say to her and I can access it. Perhaps Siri will read this and skill up.

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