Why would Trump want Palin’s endorsement? She’s a loser.
Evidently she wants to be Secretary of Energy.
So, how about a whole reality show cabinet? This is who I think Trump would choose:
State – Paris Hilton. Her name is foreign. She’ll get along with foreigners.
Treasury – anyone from Hoarders.
Defense – any American Ninja Warrior. He’ll ignore the Ninja part in favor of American and Warrior.
Interior – Trading Spaces, or any of those decorating shows.
Agriculture – Nichole Ritchie, because she was so good in that Country Life show with Paris Hilton.
Commerce – Those Shark Tank people.
Labor – Any Teen Mom, or the Duggars.
Health – Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor, because he knows all about immunity.
Housing – Whoever that Housewife is who just got out of the Big House. She’s doubly qualified.
Transportation – the latest winner of The Amazing Race.
Education – Miss Abby from Dance Moms. No matter what you think of her methods, those little kids learn.
Veterans affairs – One of those Duck Dynasty people. They already wear camouflage.
Homeland security – Julie Chen. Is she still the host of Big Brother?
5 responses to “Wow. Palin Endorses Trump”
Julie Chen – Yes, still Big Brother. Her husband Les Moonves is President and CEO of CBS, so it’s her show as long as she wants it.
I like your cabinet, except that for Interior, I’d get one of those Y’all Qaeda yahoos. They know what federal land is REALLY for.
“Health – Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor, because he knows all about immunity.” SNORT.
~~ Silk – have you heard about the dildos and lube? Hilarious.
Lynn – the rest of post is actually there to just prop up that one joke.
LOL.
Magpie – Supreme Court justice Palin!