Almost Wordless Friday


Start with two loofahs, party lights, a flexible hose …

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…oh, and pink spray paint for the hose.

Updated: Whoops – I got the ovaries and the fimbriae transposed. Good thing I haven’t made it yet.


7 responses to “Almost Wordless Friday”

  1. I have now told the “prolapsed uterus candy” story twice. I always start it out with, “I have a friend from the cruises. She’s… inappropriate”.

  2. Jammies – I am pregnant with ideas!
    Tami – Not using jawbreakers anymore, but those candied dried cherries. Much bloddier-looking.

  3. Jammies – a festive cheetah-spotted pregnancy. The uterus is finished, filled with Baby Rouths, and is hanging in the basement for the next two weeks.

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