Dream Report


Gary’s Mom

You know how Gary has the Big House Dreams? He mentioned it to his Mom and she has them too. Big House, usually run-down, often invaded by strangers. I never thought dreams could be genetic, but if neurosis can run in families (trucks!) I suppose dreams could too.

Me

I’ve never had a pregnancy dream till yesterday. I was wearing a loose dress at a Boeing work event (I’d applied at Boeing) and a pregnant woman asked me when I was due.

“Oh, I’m not pregnant. I just ate too much.”

I told my Mom in the dream, who said, “Look at yourself. OF COURSE you’re pregnant.”

That scared me so much I woke up and went in and told Gary. “I haven’t had a period in … ever. I might be pregnant? WHAT IF I’M PREGNANT?”

Gary reminded me how women get pregnant and I was reassured. I think my subconscious just reminded me I haven’t taken my birth control for three weeks in preparation for the Menopause Exam Monday.

It’s entirely possible I’m nowhere near menopause. That’d be horrifying. I might be hot just because it’s summer.


4 responses to “Dream Report”

  1. Don’t even get me started about menopause and hot. Holy tap dancing Jesus I have been burning up since 2008. I am thinking of retiring to Iceland.

  2. Last night I dreamed there was a big hullabaloo over King William of England would allow Catherine, duchess of Cambridge, to be Queen Catherine.
    Then I remembered I probably won’t be alive to see it.

  3. Zayrina – it seems to have settled down now.
    Hattie – never flown over a city. Ever!
    Becs – prince Edward was out in ten years after queen Vic died. I think you can make it.

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