Sometime this summer I asked Gary, “Hey, do you want to go see Alanis Morissette in December? She’s playing a show with Train and other people.”
He responded, “YES YES WE LOVE ALANIS!”
“Even since she sold out and stopped howling her songs?”
“Yes!” And then he downloaded one of her concerts and played it obsessively, like he played the Music Man last year.
Well now she’s canceled!
And oh, talk about howling. Gary caterwauled when he heard. “What? How can she do that?”
I don’t kinow, Gary. She just played a boycotted show in Tel Aviv. Maybe we were too dull after that?
I still want to go, even sans Alanis, but Gary may be too hurt. They still have Train, Gavin DeGraw, Grace Potter, and Tristan Prettyman.

2 responses to “Alanis Jilts Gary”
Gavin’s pretty good, I’d say you should still go based on him being there. And if the others didn’t suck, I’d consider it a bonus. Damn that Alanis.
Kristie – As soon as I heard Tristan Prettyman I knew she would be Gary’s new favorite. A model who sounds like that? Who could compete?