Jon Vincent Voight and Marcheline Bertrand
and
Jane Etta (née Hillhouse) and William Alvin Pitt
invite you to witness the union of their families as
Angelina Jolie (Voight)
and
William Bradley “Brad” Pitt
are married in a
traditional Missouri ceremony
on Saturday, the nineteenth of May
two thousand twelve
at three o’clock in the afternoon
123 Main Street
Springfield, Missouri
Reception following at the Fellowship Hall of the Salvation Southern Baptist Church
Mostaccioli, cake, and non-alcoholic punch will be served
Bridesmaids Gwyneth and Cate will sew their own dresses
All are invited
Gifts Welcome
4 responses to “What if Brangelina Gets Married in Brad’s Hometown?”
Unless Angie’s mom is coming from the Beyond, I don’t think she gets to be on the wedding invite.
And honestly? She’s getting a little old for him. He likes his women in their late 20’s, early 30s. She must have him by the – hey! Why didn’t I think of that?
Becs – you know, I looked up the weekends in May to see which might be most appropriate. My fact-check missed the invite error.
Or maybe they’ll go to Shawnee, OK, where Brad was born. I have a terrible feeling that would involve something with placentas…
becs – Sure, he was born an Okie, but he grew up here. EVERYONE knows someone who dated / was in class with BP.