Online Community Gathers to Mock Sickly Child


This is a child who has been asked to pick up her bowl after dinner so she can help her mother clean up.

My initial reaction to this video was, “This is a child I would drop kick across the room until she and her bowl were in the sink.”

Then I watched a few more minutes, and I started to worry about the child. Perhaps she really cannot pick up that bowl.

Maybe she has some hidden illness. Maybe it’s muscular dystrophy or juvenile RA.

Someday she’ll be featured on Mystery Diagnosis and this video will be replayed before and after the first two commercial breaks. “At first little Kirsten insisted to her parents that many common items were too heavy for her to pick up, but they didn’t take her seriously. It was only after she became withdrawn and listless that her parents wondered if something might be wrong.”


5 responses to “Online Community Gathers to Mock Sickly Child”

  1. A friend of mine asked her four year old daughter to pick up a piece of paper from the floor. The kid fell down in hysterics, screaming “It’s TOO HEAVY.”
    Little Kirsten needs her own TV show. She’s already out-acted most of the women I see today.

  2. Modern parenting sucks, blows and bites. Put the camera down and deal with the kid who desperately needs to be taught how to conduct herself.

  3. 1. There’s a child who probably isn’t put to bed early enough or disciplined enough.2. Awesome video birth control. My ovaries slammed shut at the first whiny little bitchy burst.

  4. I caaaaannn’t mooooove the mooooooouuuussse to reeeeaaaaaddd iiiiiiiitt.

  5. Becs – What is with them? Do little boys ever pull this stunt?Zayrina – Amusingly, the comments on youTube talk about what great parenting is displayed.Amy in StL – I’ve seen this video once a day since I found it. My ovaries are up under my armputs now. Marcia – Yes you can! You’re a big girl!

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