Why do my legs ache when I’ve been in bed all day?
Who cares if Mitt Romney is a Mormon? When sister in law Sandy went Muslim, a Muslim woman laughed at Wilma for believing that “Stupid story about Jesus rising from the dead.” How much more stupid is a story about talking stones and translating hats?
If you want a really good double-bill, watch Inside Job and then immediately after watch Too Big to Fail. Then applaud for the casting. Too Big to Fail was the show with the identifying captions that were too small to read. After watching Inside Job I didn’t need them, everyone looked just like the real life version.
I think I’m better. Everything has stayed inside and my headache is all gone. Back to work tomorrow.
4 responses to “Things I Thought While I Was Awake”
I believe Mormons have a secret plan to take over the world. That’s why they have so many kids. Good-looking kids who ski and say, “Gosh!” and “drat!”. Personally, I think there’s something wrong with people who won’t drink a good cuppa coffee.
The Mormons would rather that you did not care that Romney is a Mormon. But I care. No matter how they try to come across as just plain folks (albeit higher quality just plain folks than thee and me) I know how conceited they are. I was just talking to our house guest who gets pestered by Mormons all the time because they want to convert them. I have told her, “Tell them you are a Catholic.” They will consider you lost and possibly of low income and leave you alone. But she is too nice and tends to get into these situations. But I say don’t bother talking to them, trying to see their point of view, or in any way encouraging them. Remember, they expect you to hand over 10% of your income to them if you join up. That should be a deal killer for most right there. Being from out west, I am deeply deeply prejudiced against Mormons, as the above shows. Queen: I am glad you are feeling better. Happy Thanksgiving.
Becs – I’ve known three Mormons to varying degrees. The Mormon kids I know of die from auto-erotic asphyxiation, drink at parties, rub their large breasts across horny boys, and tell their mothers “I hate you.”Hattie – Really? The adult Mormons I know ARE better than I am. And I think one explained that as long as I make covenanats with God and keep them, I’m cool. If I don’t keep my promises to God, I think I get additional chances after I die. It seems much more tolerant than my So. Baptists, that’s for sure.
Queen: That’s about right.