I Am Not a Witch


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If Christine O’Donnell finds any position in the government I will riot, I will loot, I will foment.

I will cast the spells I learned in sixth grade when I too “dabbled into” witchcraft.

I will follow her about and correct her usage. Usually when the doublespeak flows that freely the words are strung together wth some grace. Christine need to learn some verbs. Right now she over-uses “do.”

[Doublespeak][bullshit][catch phrase] ” … when our country tries to do … ” [religion][health care][immigration].”

I will write my senator and ask he not invite her to sit at his table in the congressional cafeteria.

I will boycott Delaware … wait, I can’t boycott Delaware, they don’t make anything I like. Judge Reinhold is from there. So, no ’80’s movies, I guess.

Here’s what set me off, and yes, I saw it on MSNBC. Scary, scary lady.


9 responses to “I Am Not a Witch”

  1. The only nice thing I can think of to say about this woman is “She has very white teeth”.
    Senators don’t have to memorize the Constitution, no, but they should have READ IT.

  2. Hattie – But you can;t ignore them, because if you do one ends up being vice-president.Becs -Okay. Don’t even cut through Delaware. Tami – Well, the be fair, when I think of the first amendment I think of freedome of the press, not religion.

  3. Amy_in_StL – at McCluer North, ’80, the pretty cheerleader was valedictorian. The rest of the A students were all “Who? Was she even in the college-prep classes?”

  4. Ah, so often people forget that to be valedictorian you only have to achieve the best grades – you don’t have to achieve them in difficult classes like “math”.

  5. As a foreigner subjected to these radio and TV ads, I have to say I’m astonished at the backbiting viscousness, given the gentlemanly behaviour of the Senate (compared with the free-for-all playground of Parliament).

  6. Tami – Luckily, the salutorian had cred.Big Dot – But the Senate is akin to the House of Lords. You’d have to compare the House of Commons to the House of representatives, where people yell “You LIE” at the president during a major speech. Sadly, the back-biting ads are effective, whereas substantive ads aren’t. God bless TiVo, I can just zip through it all.

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