This is the man who held three people hostage at the Discovery Channel’s headquarters. (It was BREAKING NEWS Wednesday afternoon.) I saw this face and I thought, Neh, he’s not crazy. Now, I’m going back and forth.
Crazy:Doesn’t love the Discovery Channel. Dirty Jobs! Mythbusters! What’s not to love?
Not Crazy: Only has two “first” names, not three.
Points Off: He begins his manifesto with “The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels.” Little problem with hi’s punctuation.
I Recuse Myself: He continues: “Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. ” I’m thinking something like “Baby Bake-off,” Iron Chef but the mystery ingredient is always “Baby.”
Crazy: “MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!” Three exclamation points = young and misguided, 4 = crazy.
I Again Recuse Myself: “All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. ” He had me at ‘parasitic,’ then he won me over completely with ‘false heroics.’
Can’t Argue with That Logic:“World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!” WTF indeed, sir, WTF indeed.
Funny, NOT Crazy? Read this out loud.
“NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It’s like a couple are having 30 babies even though it’s just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too! Also, war must be halted. Not because it’s morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures.”
“Also, war must be halted.” That part kills me! He sounds like Lazlo Toth, American.
No, He’s Just Crazy: “Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.”
[Emphasis mine.]
7 responses to “James Lee: Best O’ The Manifesto”
Damn, no wonder I always feel broke. I’m raising the equivalent of 60 children.
FrogGIES???(?)
And there’s a whole new word for me to learn: recuse. To join a little band of odd and newly-popular re- words, with resile and redact. I have to say, I’m suspicious of them. If I’ve got to this great age without even knowing them, let alone using them, their validity is spurious.
*blink*
I’ve never heard the word resile, and I’m a pretentious big-word-user. Crazy!
I’m going to get started on my manifesto as soon as possible. Thank you for making me realize that I was missing that.
Hmm. All he needed was the love of a good woman and a couple of nice kids.(JOKE)But not really. We’ve gotten to the point where we can’t even provide modest human needs to the masses. There are too damned many of us, and that’s a fact. But we have got to figure out what to do about it, because all those folks are not going to be raptured up.
I have never understood the crazy-assed Christian conservative types who insist that the planet is underpopulated.
Pretty much most of what the crazy man says I agree with. I don’t agree with his method of getting the point across.
Z
Laszlo Toth!
Stand up,
Sit down,
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Caroline – 60 dirty, dirty children.Big Dot – If you had the litigation in NZ we had here in the states, you’d know this word. Judges and politicians are always having to recuse themselves.Tami – Resile is totally new to me too. Used in a sentence: “Her boobs were once resile, but now they are like play-doh.”Hattie – I am doing my part.Zayrina – Oh, well, no, shooting people is bad, even if they are filthy breeders.Becs – I keep ordering that book and letting other people “borrow” it. I’m ordering one for myself right now.