Stuff in Paris Hilton’s “Friend’s” Purse

Paris Hilton claims that the purse containing cocaine that led to her Friday night arrest in Las Vegas does not belong to her, entertainment website TMZ reported Saturday.

[Regarding the ‘bindle’ of cocaine] “She had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”

Paris’ friend’s purse:
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In purse:

1. ‘Bindle’ of coke

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(That does kind of look like gum.)

2. Clockwise from top right:
Mineral makeup, spare anthrax, dog poo, leftover salad, Flintstones vitamins

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3. One of those rain hats you can unfold?

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4. A toothbrush. Duh.

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5. A teeny travel blowdryer

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6. Emergency boob

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4 responses to “Stuff in Paris Hilton’s “Friend’s” Purse”

  1. I once dated a guy who had a book of acid in his room. I thought it was some kind of flipbook with little cartoons on the pages. And I’m not even blonde!

  2. Amy in StL – Did he see you pick it up and scream – no! don’t touch it!Big Dot – I know, the news is full of photos of christchurch. And it isnt my toothbrush, it’s a toothbrush a prisoner made into a shiv.Suebob – U polite enough to comment back when someone comments on your blog. Sigh. I should do that.

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