Lushed Out


Before I begin:

NOTE TO GARY. I do not seriously want a tattoo. (Gary came in tonight and seemed interested in my new “desire to get a tattoo.” Hyperbole FAIL.)

Still, there were two tattoos I forgot. I’d need socks tattooed on both feet, and I would need this on my butt:

There is an epic Lush glut here at the house. There is such a supply, disproportionate to the demand, that Lush has been devalued. Not only did I wash my hair with the body gel, I sudsed the sink with it to get the makeup powder out.

And, guess where all the Happy Hippy is now.


10 responses to “Lushed Out”

  1. One of my favorite moments on the show “Mork and Mindy” was when Mork claimed that his clothing was a tattoo.
    Oh yeah – I’m so cool.

  2. This has nothing to do with tattoos, but quite a lot to do with Gary, although you’ll have to wait for the proof, because I’m away from my computer. So this is by way of a teaser, I suppose: that it’s because of Gary that I pulled off the motorway heading north from Brisbane here in Queensland, to take a photo.
    And I think you’ll enjoy it more than he will.

  3. If you need to send me your excess Lush products, I will be happy to give them a good home. I want the bag from Europe!!! AHHH!! I want a lot actually…ooooohhhh Lush…

  4. Tami – I never saw that show, but that sounds pretty funny. I remember the striped shirt.Big Dot – I can only imagine it’s a dead animal. That’s my guess.Autumn – Well, I would, but Gary wants to start mixing them together to invent new Lush scents.

  5. I am…the senior lives in my hometown…and the younger (who/m *I don’t know which it is…who? whom? Dunno* I think you’re referring to) lives in my current town…but about 20ish minutes away…I’m watching the news…not saying anything about a tornado…not that the news actually delivers, you know, news…haha

  6. Ooo, I’ll bet that makes some awesome kitchen hand soap. I might have to get a pump dispenser for my bottle and put it in the kitchen!

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