Do you know why the whales at Seaworld are eating their trainers? I’ll tell you. It’s all this talk about the Snowicane.
Think of the birds and dogs escaping to high land before the Christmas tsunami. The birds and dogs could run. How would a killer whale feel, trapped at Seaworld, sensing there was a Snowicane about to hit the continent? You’d get edgy too. Then you might eat someone. Just to relieve your stress. Like chocolate.
I have great sympathy for the killer whale, because I have been jacked around by my trainer today. Remember how I’ve been wanting to go to Toronto? Gary was at a stereo system impasse today, and suggested “Hey, didn’t you want to go to Toronto this weekend? We could fly to Buffalo and then drive to Toronto and it would be cheaper. Look into that.”
“Milk it!” I thought, “This is to make up for the still-unfinished Valentines project.” And I made plans, but luckily no money changed hands routers, because he soon said:
“Wait. Isn’t it supposed to snow up there this weekend?”
And damn, I checked, and there was the Snowicane (or, alternatively, Tsnownami), which shut down our travel plans. Bah. I’m even more stir-crazy now. I could eat someone.
P.S. Cysnowclone. Snowister. Snowphoon.
P.P.S. Tornadsnow.
P.P.P.S. Snowpernova / Supersnowva.
8 responses to “Nature Gone Wild”
Yes, it is MUCH cheaper to fly into Buffalo, rent a car,and drive to Toronto. We’ve done it twice. Just try to drive in either way before or way after a weekday 5 pm. That gets nasty.
No snow here. Just wind.
I’m in upstate New York (Binghamton, to be exact), and we’re getting clobbered at this very moment. The Weather Channel even sent in an on-air reporter – such excitement!I vote for Snowmageddon. Snowmageddon It, if you’re a Def Lepard fan.
Snowpocalypse, perhaps?
The killer whales are eating Sea World trainers because they’re wild animals and wild animals don’t have the respect for non-nutritive life forms that we do.I’m voting for ‘Snow!’ but you have to use jazz hands when you emote it.
Blizzard-astrophe. Sorry the snow is ruining your plans. I’m guessing chocolate will taste better than a Seaworld trainer.
Lazy Julie
Sherri – Well, I think we’ll so that at some point. Just not this weekend.RockyCat- Who could NOT love a band with a one-armed drummer? Angie- I like that, and I like “White Plague” which I heard todayHot Mom – I think we should wait for whales to break up and then feed them chocolate like we do here on land.Julie – I know, I was going to Follow My Blizz.
Think of the birds and dogs escaping to high land before the Christmas tsunami. The birds and dogs could run. How would a killer whale feel, trapped at Seaworld, sensing there was a Snowicane about to hit the continent? You’d get edgy too. Then you might eat someone. Just to relieve your stress. Like chocolate.This may become a FB status message for me, just sayin’ 😀
Leprrkan – Ha!