1. It makes my friends laugh at any stupid thing I say.
2. It cures a bad cough, if only temporarily.
3. It cleans out ones digestion.
4. See number two.
I remember the glory days when the active ingredient in Nyquil was alcohol. It tasted better than what I’m currently using: half Scrumpy, half Patron. Scrumptron.
However, one thing it doesn’t do is restore any spark of creativity. I apologize to everyone: the blog has also been infected by this virus. It’s supposedly only going to last another week, unless Sister-in-law is right and this illness can be blamed on a house filled to the brim with mold.
2 responses to “Extolling the Merits of Alcohol”
Aww, never mind – you on good form is worth waiting for.
Big Dot – that’s nice of you to say. I’m comforted that Spunky is losing her charms as well – she’s slipping down the Ligit Searches on the side.