I am Up at One in The A to the M, whywhywhy.


All did was have a vente cappucino. Hours ago. So I’m raving. Anyone who got an email from me tonight got a turbo-triple-shot email. So here’s some random scatter-shot bullets.

  • My birthday is coming up, and for some reason we got a circular in the mail advertising guns. Gary placed it on the counter with a post-it reading, “Guns for Birthday?”
  • For my birthday I do not want the Beatles Rock Band that everyone else is all ginned up about, as the President would say. In honor of the release I will play Come Together on my bass.

  • Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua is dead, is no more, has joined the choir invisible. Babe the pig is next. You know I picked Walter Cronkite in the dead pool. If Mick jagger and Queen Elizabeth die, I think I get a visit from the NSA or something.

  • I made my last fusion experiment today, which turned out to be a chopped salad minus the lettuce. I think my issue is that I’ve found a lot of great fusion sauces, but they all go on scallops or salmon. Lobster and Avocado Summer Roll, and Porcini and Asparagus Risotto are the next two attempts. They are both by the person who submitted that very good steak with sauce. I think that’s the trick, I need to stick with one reliable source.

8 responses to “I am Up at One in The A to the M, whywhywhy.”

  1. Watch your step. If the Queen dies – and I mean the REAL queen – three hundred years of independence is not enough to save you from a charge of treason. To the Tower!

  2. Wow. This explains the 20 POINT email of “Things to do in St. Louis” that I received at…(now checking the time at top of email)…1:54am?! Good golly, woman. Maybe you should have had some sustenance with that coffee. Mayhaps a piece of blackberry PIE? 🙂

  3. Big Dot – you suggest there is only obe true Queen? My Dear Margrethe II of Denmark would have some words with you, young lady..75 – Yes.Caroline – I saw it and I was too ginned up to correct it.Erin G – yes, it was actually your email I was referring to. I couldnt stop myself. I was messed up. MESSED UP!

  4. It’s okay! It was charming. I was like “Dayum, Queen loves her city!” and now I have all this information — thank you!

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