Safety
Look at this fine tshirt I saw here:
Health 1
Awwww man. I went to the three-month Day of the Doctors today and mentioned I had only two visits left before I go on the extension phase of the trial. “Yes!” the nurse said, “And then it all starts over again!” IT ALL STARTS OVER. Remember all the tests two years ago, and the visits every two weeks? And the cat scan and the pancreas cyst? ALL OVER AGAIN. I know, shut up, free MS drugs and a more effective treatment before everyone else gets it, yeah yeah. The ability to walk, blah blah blah.
For the final Health and Safety tip, you have to go past the jump. You know what that means…
Health 2
I am having further uproar in my secret inner lady garden. Going to the gynie tomorrow. I know what will happen. What will HAPPEN is he will look down there and say, “everything looks fine to me.” It may look fine but it feels painful. I’ve looked and it doesn’t look happy to me but I can’t really put my finger on the problem. Literally. I can wave my hand over the whole left side, but there’s nothing to point to.
If he needs visual evidence, I want mold growing down there. I want absorbed twins dangling their skinny legs out my crotch. I want the Aliens Chicken breast/vacuum cleaner beast to stick its head out and chatter at him.
I’m not including the garden in the daily scrub-down tomorrow morning. It’s gross, but it’s a necessary evil. He needs to get an eyeful of what I’ve been tidying up the last few days. Usually, I would shave my legs and bring a wet wipe for a quick cleanup after I don the paper dress, but screw that. He must know my pain.
3 responses to “Health and Safety Tips”
Well, keep us informed…
Sue – you know it. Currently doing viral cultures. Cross your fingers for herpes!
Sue – Nope, not herpes. Pap smear normal. Urine test normal. Labia are supposed to seep blood. Dunno. Not giving up.