My brother-in-law can booty-pop like Beyonce.
If you apply for a job working with physicians and the ad says “Master’s Degree required,” don’t believe it, because, “You don’t need no Master’s degree to work with no doctors.”
Be sure to say you are “working on” your Master’s degree.
Kinoki Foot Pads are a great gift. “They must work because they have green tea in them.” They remove toxins! (It’s got electrolytes.)
Audio cards that fart can make my sister-in-law laugh until she cries, especially if no one else is laughing.
If a 25 year old went to visit Pakistan when he was 6, he is well-traveled.
Saint Louis Bread Company now delivers, and we know this because God Himself put a flyer on the in-laws’ kitchen table right before they found they were to have visitors. God mass-mails in mysterious ways.
There is some woman who has made a filthy, filthy commercial for Hardees. She eats a hamburger and lifts her skirt up too far. “It is disGUSTing!” “It made me SICK!” “I almost THREW UP!” “I would never eat one of those hamburgers! It didn’t even make the hamburger look good!”
14 responses to “Things I Learned At My In-Laws”
you are awed by my honesty? i’m sorry what, wait, you are what now? my honesty? in awe of what?hee hee heebooty pop!!btw, I a dyyyyyyyyyyyiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggto here any direct comments. you are really a remarkable writer so yes, i am interested to here what you think.either waygo Lob Slau 2009!!!
Yeah, looking at some incredible woman’s lower thigh and calf just ruins a hamburger. Her the top of her round breasts and ample cleavage, however, are perfect to hold the ketchup from your French Fries.
“More than just a piece of meat”?!?! hahahahaha …… ew.
Actually that commercial is disgusting, likely because of the finger licking part. Yuck.
I’m surprised flatulence didn’t come up. You don’t need no Master’s Degree to fart from your twa…
We need video on the booty-poppin’, methinks…I just can’t get past that part.
Mrs Hall – You are tempting the trolls. Sh.Sherri – That’s a fine visual.RockyCat – Hardees is a little ironic.Zayrina – Oh, Gary hates finger licking. I thought it was a Catholic guilt quirk thing. Guess I’m wrong.3 – See, this is what happens when you don’t watch South Park. Twat farts are queefs. C’mon.Mare – I think Sandy might have even taken a video
I’ve met your BIL. This development is bothersome.Speaking of bothersome and inappropriate commercials, my husband keeps telling me about a commercial for a woman’s personal grooming project that features women walking past bushes that have been trimmed into shapes such as triangles and skinny rectangles. I must catch this commercial, because it is just too hard to believe it exists.
Kind of sounds like that male enhancement commercial where all the guys are in a hardware store holding wood.
Caroline – Here it is:http://tinyurl.com/cv7omq
The Mow the Lawn commercial cracked me up, big time. We don’t talk about that here!
Tami – I still have trouble believing its a real commercial. It cant be.
Tami – I still have trouble believing its a real commercial. It cant be.
Wow, I don’t know what I was expecting when I read about the Hardee’s commercial, but it wasn’t that.