Gary was standing in the hall. I peeked at him from the bed. He was rubbing his round belly and saw me looking at him.
“Savings,” he said, conspiratorially.
“Ohhhhkay then.”
He continued, “When I go on my diet I’m not going to eat. I can live off this belly for six months at least, and that means I won’t need to buy groceries.”
“Ahhhh…”
“Money in the bank, baby.”
9 responses to “Piggy Bank”
*snerk* It’s a nice dream, ain’t it?
Gary is so cute. Bank and all.
Have you ever seen “A Town Like Alice”? It proves that the Bank doesn’t work at all. And Bryan Brown is smokin’ hot, baby.
Dude… he’s a keeper!
That’s one funny guy you’ve got. I carry my savings on my ass and thighs, myself. 😉
Julie
http://lazyjulie.blogspot.com
The real question is if it’s FDIC insured.
And let’s not even discuss his 401-K!
Sherri – He could actually do it. At one time he really did starve and lost 200+ pounds. Can’t remember it saving money since he had to buy new pants every two weeks.Andria and Co – He’s a keeper and a saver.Julie – I think I have exactly one spot on my body without savings. My first and second ribs are poor, but the rest is well diversified.Caroline – Yeah, but doesn’t that max out at $100,000?gaoo – Snort. I don’t even know why that sounds so dirty.
If that is his logic, most of us are rich beyond measure! It works better for men than women, anyway. Of course!
Judith – Of course. Men lose 1.00 of fat to every womans .75 cents.