- (Just pretend I started this post at 1:59 on 3:14.)
- Lunch is GarySalad 2.0 – not as strong, a little richer (how I felt yesterday toting 40 pounds of Cream of Broccolli soup up two flights of steps). Gary made me Special GarySalad 2.0 with avocado.
- Instead of a pain scale at the hospital they should have a reading scale. Are you too ill to read People? Well, you’ll still live. Too ill for Life and Style? Last Rites. Currently I am too ill to read The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. I am at US Magazine levels.
- Lobster Slaughter GNO ’09 will have lobster, porch wine, chocolate desserts, and Giant Cheetos.
The cartoon tiger doesn’t give an idea of the scale. They are as big as your mouth. They are a choking hazard for children over forty. In 2003 Dave Barry did a whole series on the Accidental Giant Cheeto sold on eBay. I think it’s okay to branch out from the classic Cheeto Puff, GNO edition, just for this occasion.
UPDATE: I just woke up and read this. I don’t really remember typing this or hitting “Publish.” I think it’s interesting I didn’t start off by saying “I have a dreadful sore throat and a mild fever.” It all might have made more sense then.
8 responses to “Luncheon Pi”
Ed and the kids love those giant Cheeto balls. Me, not so much.
Thanks for the update – until then, I wondered.
Liberal application of alcohol to the throat kills germs. My daughter thinks I mean gargle with mouthwash. I don’t.
Feel better soon.
Melissa – Think … giant Jellybean or giant raisin.~~Silk – mixing Diet Rite White Grape with lemoncello right now.
I read this at 1:53. I grinned as I waited for pi time. You know I’m nerdy like that.Is there any better wine than porch wine?
So what can I bring? Cocktail sauce? Cheese? I don’t think green bean casserole will too well. I’m thinking I need something orange.
It’s far more entertaining without the fever information. I was hoping it was a cool side effect you could jot down in the drug trial. Not that fevers are cool, but you know, weird stuff and stuff.
(I don’t have a fever, I’m just grumpy as all hell.)
Caroline – Only if its Porch Wine O’ Death..75 – No, but you are right, we need a vegetable.Overflowing Brain – I know. I want to grow an extra uterus or something. Or have a side effect like “Sudden weight loss after 1.5 years”
If you send me your address, I will send you a bag of monster Cheetos and cookies to celebrate Lobster Slaughter ’09. So I can feel a part of it. 🙂