Standing in line at the airport,Gary said, “&%@&! I forgot my passport!”I checked the message board online and I only read the words I wanted to read… I didn’t click a certain link, so I didn’t see you had to have a passort AND an original birth certificate.So Gary and I are both culpable, only sadly (it hurts to write this) I’m still going, and he probably isn’t. He probably won’t join me on Cozumel,either, though he made me stop crying when he suggested it.Sooo…duck.(Oh it appears the iPhone will not let me type F U. C. K.)Yeah lists. What I’ve learned this year.
Putting the TMI in absentminded
15 responses to “Disaster”
Forgetting the passport? DUMB. Who DOES that?
Noooo! I feel your pain! And augh, that ice in the stomach at the first moment of realisation… I’m so sorry for Garyn (and you).
sniff. I’m so sorry. Poor Gary. Poor you. I suppose at this point, you’ve already embarked and haven’t checked with the cruise line itself. *sniff. Sorry, but I’m sure you’ll still enjoy yourself (but have a lot less material) without Gary.
becs – not the cruise lines call or sixthmans (co who charters cruise). It’s the TSA. The terrorists win.
sue – we both forgot his passport. Subconscious?
big dot – even if we’d gone back the last minute flight would have doomed us. And thankfully when things get really crappy it can make us laugh.
Damn you, TSA! Damn you!
becs- just doing their jobs. I was thinking Gary would spread the blame around but he didn’t. He owned his dumbassedry
I’m really sorry for laughing over the phone. I really am. 🙁
Oh dear, Gary is going to beat Santa for the nincompoop of the year award.
Zayrina – Ijust talked to him and I promised to let up on the dumbass comments. He now has devised some type of scheme where the reason he didnt get his passport was because I had shuffled stuff up in his drawer.
I have found “nincompoop” to be taken with less offense than dumbass and stupid. It’s almost a badge of pride for Santa. Santa still wants a shot at the title though, he drove up to help his son with a flat tire yesterday (20 some miles) and forgot to take any of the necessary tools, thus necessitating a return trip.Gary is still way ahead though.
Zayrina – snort. That somewhat softens the blow.
Dumbass. That is all.Oh, and you are NOT 50% responsible. If you had left your cock purse behind, would Gary take 50% of the blame? I think not.
Crystal – It’s hovering at 70 – 30 at the moment. Of course, it’s 50-50 at his work.