I have released my inner Hot Nude Blonde. Her name is ShirLene. “How is that spelled? Gary asked.
“S…h..i…r..capital L … e … ummm… let me start again … S … “
ShirLene is a Valley Girl who wears her sunglasses to bed. She will not be invited back, however. She’s noisy and wears too much perfume. Plans are in place however to invite back her twin, Lulu.
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She’s got a TWIN?? Ok, BOTH are invited to my party!
(Remember you asked me about the Easter Bunny sometime before Christmas and I said I was expecting to see chocolate eggs in the shops any day? Well, today I saw my first pack of hot cross buns at the supermarket.)
(Big Dot – It isn’t even Lent yet!! But I have seen St. Paddy’s day stuff out already.)
Why do I see Michelle handing out blonde wigs as we all show up at her house? ShirLene, Lulu, and their 30 cousins, partying it up together.
Does the carpet match the drapes, too?
.75 – As long as they don’t have to be in the same room together at the same time. But I’m guess that defeats the purpose.Big Dot – Where have YOU been! NZ’s Google graph has flatlined. Becs – I like the convention of having all inter-commental conversations be in parentheses.Caroline – Or, it could be a hat of hair at tea.3 – For a brief moment before it became the Dog’s drapes yesterday it doubled as Gary’s carpet.
It’s summer, remember? I’ve been outside.And, the wig as Gary’s carpet? Now that’s an image I could happily have gone to my grave without seeing.
Caroline – Now THAT’s a party! Or one of my fantasies…whatever.Queen – Oh! Good point! We’ll just take turns! Plenty of me to go around.
I am not wearing that wig now that I know where it’s been.Note to self: Provide your own hat.
Caroline – ROFLMAO!
Big Dot – Okay, now picture it animated..75 – No, nowhere near “plenty” of you. Do you know how short you are?Caroline – Hey! Hey. Hey… Gary, get over here, I have some hats.3 – I am also Roffling.