Young lady, I did watch you as you applied my new and expensive Prescriptives foundation to my face, and I am not mentally impaired, so I am surprised that even over my protestations (continuing on to outright sneering) you stubbornly continued to write down your phone number on the receipt just in case I “have any trouble applying the makeup.”
Putting the TMI in absentminded
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And do you call her every morning — preferably at the buttcrack of dawn — to say “Still doing it right!” in a bright and cheery voice?
I dunno – sounds like a pickup line to me.
That’s so weird. I’d get that if you were a teenager or if you never wore foundation. But to assume you couldn’t handle something like that? It’s not like she has a degree in foundation application or sometin!
Call 911! Call 911! My concealer missed a spot!
she was totally trying to pick you up.
I would call her every day.And I love prescriptives. It’s the only makeup that doesn’t make my skin break out in horrible rashes, which is obviously a plus.
Sherri – Snort! Never crossed my mind.~Silk – That did cross my mind. But then she added her extension, and you wouldn’t pick someone up with a work phone.Amy in StL – I think they give out a complex forehead, cheek, temple, chin, nose order so you feel like it’s science and weren’t a fool for paying what you paid.Becs – Put her on speed dial. “I can see a pore!”Magpie – She was too young for me, anyway.Katie – Oh, yes. Crying.
Sorry for doing this in a comment, but I’m trying to double-check with everyone who mentioned they have interest in Dave Louis, the Blogography blogger meet-up.I think you may have already done this with Dave, but I don’t know if there is another Ellen or not. :)Thanks.
Ajooja – yes, the Ellen S_____ is me. Looking forward to it.