Longest Search Ever


Buried in the usual Google searches ( “toes” “bondage toes” “iron lung bondage toes”) was this one:

“thats why they shoot up with heroin from the bowels they assemble right before your falling asleep comes out we shall go out and see if these things may be so”

I assume they were looking to see if another band had already taken the name “thats why they shoot up with heroin from the bowels they assemble right before your falling asleep comes out we shall go out and see if these things may be so”

I was fourth.


3 responses to “Longest Search Ever”

  1. I search for stuff like that sometime when I’m looking for a song title.Some of these new-fangled bands from the 90’s started using titles that aren’t even in the lyrics of the song!Damn kids! Get out of my yard!

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