Last night I found Gary standing behind the kitchen counter eating a chocolate bunny. Gary was listing decidedly to the right. He was at least thirty degrees off-center. In addition, his left leg was extended like a ballerina to prop his left foot up on the counter. Naturally, his head was tilted at almost a ninety-degree angle. To the right.
He explained the left side of his mouth was hurting and he was trying to chew on the right.
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Alors! And it was one of the Lindt gold bunnies avec the rouge ribbon dans its neck that he was eating.
And yet somehow, it never occurred to him to stop eating the choccie bunny.For amazing chocolate bunnies, check out http://parisbreakfasts.blogspot.com Let’s all go to Paris!
Speaking of Gary, was he shopping at the Target at Boone’s Crossing Wednesday night?’He wasn’t listing 30 degrees to the side, so I can’t be sure.
Nope. Perhaps it was Harrison Ford.