We are off to the Big City tomorrow for four days. My carry-on is my only “suitcase” and it contains ONE bra, four undies, and extravagantly, two pairs of jeans only because Gary said it was raining and one might get soaked.
I know, I am a freak. Gary of course has clothing for every occasion, dress shoes, and a giant suitcase THREE times the size of my carry-on. But honestly, every day he wears the same clothes. Why would this change in Chicago? I am bringing my favorite bra and my favorite jeans. I AM going to change SWEATERS. It’s not like I’ll smell.
Shut up. Be glad I’m having the decency to change underwear. Sigh. I am such a guy.
5 responses to “Package”
you guys better bring me something back.
For a woman with a dirty mind, I have to say that after reading the title of this post, I’m deeply disappointed. 🙁
Oh, but congrats on the one-bra liberation. Next step: braless.
But, doesn’t your bra get all stretched out if you wearing it more than a couple days in a row? Or does that just happen to me because my breast are super needy?
You have high-maintenance breasts, Melati. Plus, I use the little strap devices on the straps to ratchet them up when it stretches.Robin, I would have brought you back something worth $180 but I SPENT THAT MONEY on a Snickers from the mini-bar.Marcia, I will be looking closely at your braless boobs when I get back to work.