Here my husband has gone and lost 130 pounds, and I admit I wonder why. Why? I was just as happy with him tubby. I know it’s healthy, but when has he cared about that?
I think perhaps he thinks that women go about undressing women with their eyes, and he was not up to par. I know men undress women with their eyes, but I’ve never done that to a man. Instead, I believe I dress men with my eyes. I put them in little tuxedos, and then I look at them longingly, then I adjust their cummerbunds and ties, then I mentally make them turn around.
At times, for variety, they may be allowed to wear a comfy college sweatshirt and jeans, if it is fall and appropriate. But usually I pop them in a tuxedo. It’s standard fantasywear over here in my sick mind.
2 responses to “Men!”
heh. Good point, Queen. My husband looks best in a white under-tee and jeans. He thinks I look best in nothing.
For quite some time my husband comforted me when I was feeling chubby by saying that a woman has to be ten pounds underweight to look really good in clothes and ten pounds overweight to look really good naked. One should then be able to extraoplate that I look really, really, really, really, really good naked.