Friend #3 groused that I was skipping the impending music trivia night in favor of my previous engagement to watch The Magic Flute.
”Like you can’t watch Mozart on YouTube,” she complained. “You have to go to the opera.”
”Well actually,” I said, because all the most insufferable sentences start with that, “Opera season is over, so I’m watching the opera at the symphony.”
YES HOW INSUFFERABLE AM I?
Still not as bad as if I had seen an opera involving a ballet sequence at the symphony.