Evidence


Gary: “LAST NIGHT I WAS LOOKING OUT THE BACK DOOR AND A RACCOON STARTED CLIMBING UP ON THE OTHER SIDE AND IT GOT ALMOST ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP AND IT LOOKED AT ME AND CAME BACK DOWN.”

I needed to see if he’d been hallucinating (or if alternatively, a Mission Impossible Raccoon had clawed up our fairly new back door) so I poked my head outside.

Evidence: No claw marks or destruction. Just a precise yet muddy raccoon footprint directly below the door handle. It must have grabbed the handle on its second try and hauled itself up to stand on top of it. And then, having evidence that there was a supreme being who blessed them with food, hopped down and spread the word to the disbelievers.


One response to “Evidence”

  1. Okay – I did recover part of KC’s comment!
    She wrote:
    That is really fun. (… the more so because your screen door is not [yet] destroyed!)

    (and the blog is aliiiiiive! 🙂 Mocklog.com popped up in feedly today, but as mocklog.com; I don’t know if the queen mediocretia subfolder has merged in or not)

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