Birthday month 2025

Well, it’s official. Gone are the days of the expansive birthday month in which the birthday boy is omnipotent.

I forgot entirely that it was Gary’s birthday month. He’s so dispirited that he has doesn’t care. His official answer is, “You already do everything I want,” which would sound great, only what he wants is that I leave him alone while he naps.

However, during the Rachel Maddow show he said, “Write down the name of that book. i might want to buy it.”

Elated, I said, “I’ll buy it right now! Birthday present! But I’ll need your iPad to get to Amazon Prime.”

“Nah, I’m comfy.” (Comfy = Surrounded by conga drums piled with hoodies and every pen, comb, or remote he might ever need.)

I sighed, “Well, buy it yourself later and call it your birthday gift.”

I swear, Monday’s allergist appointment better get him on the road to recovery. I need Birthday Man back making demands.


3 responses to “Birthday month 2025”

  1. I hope the allergist appointment works! But also honestly national news has a lot of people sort of dissociating right now, so that might be a layer as well? In any event, hope it all gets better!
    (also, glad you write the book down!)

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