It’s beginning to get the slightest bit chilly. Time to start thinking of Christmas ornament(s) to commemorate the events of this year.
Dead cat – Many sappy cats with angel wings, all wrong for the late Goldie. This Day of the Dead cat has more of a Goldie vibe.
Allergens – Just last night Gary had me spot him while he clambered around the bathroom looking for evidence of drywall dust. He has talked and thought of nothing else all year. I think this needs to be immortalized in an ornament. Gary does not, so I am not purchasing this scary ornament commemorating Job and his sores.
But if I were permitted to acknowledge the only thing Gary has talked about all year then that ornament would be a top contender.