Today, Gary: “So have you thought any more about adopting a cat?”
Two and a half hours later, Gary: “Have you made up your mind about the kitten?”
Half an hour later, Gary: “I read here that if you get a kitten you have to get two.”
Shortly thereafter, Me: “Stop it. Just stop.”
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I SWEAR to you, I typed that quotation mark above and Gary came in to the room and showed me a TikTok of Jazz Hands Kitty.
Sometimes I wonder if he secretly always wanted a baby and just never mentioned it, and now I know: I he would have mentioned it five times a day.