Gary is talking a little less about Replacement Cat.
I am still not interested. I am eating so much sugar that I have grown a litter of kittens under my skin. There’s an entire kitten nestled in my wattle and two smaller ones curled up on top of my hips.
Yesterday, these were Gary’s specifications for Replacement Cat.
- Kitten
- Cute
- Has jazz hands
- Sounds like this kitten
- House broken (somehow, prodigy kitten, I don’t know)
I personally don’t need a replacement, because I can still see Goldie out of the corner of my eye, slinking into whatever room I’m in.