I Have Sucessfully Raised a Husband


I know that you, as parents, are all so proud when your children graduate, or move out, or get married.

Soon I too will have successfully taken my charge past a milestone as well.

In less than a month, Gary will turn 70 years old. I raised him all the way to 70. Or, as parents say, I got him to 70 without killing him.

I feel as if I should get an award. I fear what I will get is the dark side of Grow Old Along With Me.


2 responses to “I Have Sucessfully Raised a Husband”

  1. Oooh, congratulations in advance on the no-homicides streak!
    (and now you can’t kill him before he turns 70, at least)

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