One Silver Lining to Gary and the Dust and the Allergens


The dust has resulted in a positive. Gary claims that the allergens and dust rain down upon him from the ceiling as he sleeps, so he, delicate princess that he is, has taken to wearing his long-sleeved business shirts to bed.

You cannot imagine how sexy it is. Ladies, gentlemen, I strongly advise this look if you need to spice things up.


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