First of all, don’t expect much because writing this post is cutting into my sleep time. I got no sleep yesterday because the One With Teats was making turkey WHICH I DID NOT GET and then No Teats was watching a loud football game.
I got my revenge at two in the morning when I said the only human word I know, “Meow,” in a variety of inflections. “MEOW, meow meow .. MEOWMEOW.” That woke them both up. Now if I could fill the house with strange cats who want to touch them we would be even.
I need to go. Teats keeps trying to scratch my chin.