Remember Bob? Bob was the first new, full-price wig I ever got.
I tried to debut Bob last year and people couldn’t handle it. I had to switch to the Chimera. The Chimera gave way to the Senior, and then the Senior had its trimester in the sun. Now it is time for the Return Of Bob.
I got Bob out of the closet and did the requisite futzing. This is how Bob looked post-futz.
(Zoom prettification filter set to 75%.)
Looked totally different. Strange and asymmetrical. I had to publicly rename Bob. Bob now goes by “Beachy Hitler.”
When I got out that old photo I saw what I had done wrong: I had tucked behind the wrong ear. I have re-tucked, re-futzed, and Beachy Hitler looks much better now. More symmetrical. (Less Hitlerly.)
I’m still calling it Beachy Hitler, though.