Lume Deodorant

Gary screams whenever MSNBC plays this commercial.

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And they play it hourly, if not more.

Yesterday morning he came out of the bathroom holding our shared speed stick deodorant. He had a demented look in his eye.

“What did I do?” I sighed, because I quite often do things wrong with our shared sanitary items.

He held the deodorant in my face, as I expected, and shouted “ARMPITS BUTT CRACK UNDERBOOBS THIGH FOLDS KNEE PITS EAR CREVICES.”

I did not expect that. Poor thing has that chant in his head every time he uses the deodorant now.


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