Yet Another Thing That Happened at the Dentist: Bling Crowns


The dental assistant who added my new crown said it was too late to have a Christmas tree or something special added to it.

“Tell me more.” I demanded.

Evidently, this is a thing people do. They have the lab add something special into their crowns. She said it cost seventy bucks or so.

I let her know that I would be Googling that when I got home. I was skeptical, but the receptionist backed her up, as did the dentist.

And Google says…

Crown “tattoos” are a real thing.

I followed that link above and I thought a wee red heart might be okay, but it would have to be on the back of the crown, not the front, otherwise people would keep telling you that you had a chili flake in your teeth.

I suppose people with motorcycles often need new crowns.

Tooth


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