In prepation for the MenoParty (subtitled “Dead. Aunt Flo. Dead.”) I ordered these tasteful, discreet chocolate molds shaped like birth control packs.
Imagine my surprise when I opened the padded envelope and pulled out a mold that did not look at all like birth control. It took a moment to figure out what it was, since the mold was concave and my brain had to interpret the convex form. I thought:
“This isn’t what I ordered! What is it? It isn’t round, it’s … kind of a pointy oval. It’s sliced down the middle like a loaf of bread. Oval bread? With lips in the midd – Ack! Labia!”
Little labia lollipop molds, to be specific. One reason they were so hard to recognize is they were NOT to SCALE. They were life-sized for a ten year old. Perhaps that’s what I found so shocking. It was daytime, I wasn’t prepared for them, I was expecting birth control, and I got baby labia.
I felt a little outrage at first, but that dissipated, and my comment to the seller on eBay was a simple “I ordered birth control. You sent me labia.”
We shall see what happens next.
2 responses to “In Which I Am Shocked”
Maybe whoever filled the order hadn’t looked “down there” lately.
Hattie – If they did they might think they have 28 clitorii arranged in a circle.