Tuesday Bullets


  • Pope

I can see this Pope getting on the helicopter, flashing the peace sign, and then is granted a suspicious pardon from the guy he picks to replace him. Also, when it comes to Pope coverage, Colbert is killing it tonight. Go to colbertnation.com/ and look for the video from 2/26/2013.

  • Itching

Tonight, Gary complained he was itching all over.

“Oh. Why do you think you’re itchy?” I asked.

“Because I haven’t had enough sugar.”

Does anyone else suffer from this? Is it common? Can it be fatal? Is it like HFCS DTs?

  • Seriously, Missouri?

Earlier this month, someone in the Missouri House proposed a bill to make it illegal to propose anti-gun laws. No one really took that seriously. Now a House committee has decided that if there are any Federal anti-gun laws, Missouri will just punish anyone who enforces them. Because that stands a chance.


5 responses to “Tuesday Bullets”

  1. Missouri’s response to Roe v Wade was to declare that ok, abortion is legal, but they passed a law that all abortions must be by hysterotomy only (cesarean section). They backed down only when every doctor in the state declared the legislature to be freakin’ morons.
    So, I’m not surprised.

  2. Hattie – Crazies in government are scary, though.
    ~~Silk – I know. Missouri’s legislature routinely humiliates the Republicans who live in KC and St. Louis.

  3. Someone with a brain needs to explain Article XI of the U.S. Constitution (the Supremecy clause) to the morons in Jeff City. Federal law supercedes state law. Period.

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